OK, I think it's time for a Metroid style caption contest.
Here are the simple rules:
Post a caption of the picture below that you think is funny. You can only post ONE caption, and that post CANNOT be changed/edited once you make it(unless the caption is controversial. ie. offensive towards a certain person/group of people, or if it contains too much profanity). I will leave this open for a few days so that everybody can get a chance to post a caption. After a few days(I will decide later how many), I will make a poll so that we can vote on the best caption. I haven't decided if there will be a prize yet, so if anybody has any ideas for a prize tell me. (I will make more contests in the future, so maybe we can keep a tallyboard for the winners?)

Lets Start with this picture:



Here's my caption...

...(8 bit samus): I was here first, get your own morph ball!

Good Luck!

Deja vu!

Hers mine

8-bit Samus: "Holy crap! I get to to go through puberty!!"
New Samus: "Holy crap! I fogot how flat I was back then. Get it? Flat? Not 3-D? 8-bit? God I crack myself the hell up."

[8-bit Samus] Is this the original Metroid?

[Samus] No, this is the remake, MZM, now get lost you 8-bit, poorly pixeled freak!

"I hate these posers!!!"You think after awhile they might get the clue that's not how I look.Might as well use some more missles.....*blow's poser's head off,then finds out it's another damn space pirate*

Back to the future IV: The quest for Maru Mari

c'mon people, if you haven't posted a caption yet, do it. Time is running out :P

Mine iz so funnyz.

Mine sucks, I think I was sleep typing...

8-bit Samus: This place looks weird.

Samus: Yo, Nintendo, what's with the midget?

How 'bout a custom rank? Or a boosted 200 posts.

Why would I want an 8-bit upgrade? I think the people at Nintendo are having a little too much beer or Sake...

When is the winner gonna be annouced?

Probably never.

I hear that!

MZM Samus: Damn those spriters at Nintendo. They keep making these powerups look weirder and weirder...

*vanishes*

[message removed]

8 Bit Samus: Wow! Is that me?!? I got taller, and thinner.

Samus: Ya, and better looking, I have more powers, my power suit looks cooler, and I have perfect posture!

8 Bit Samus: Hey! I can't help it...Blame Nintendo!!!!

8 bit samus(without suit): Wow! its like magic! when I change to missles, my hair goes yellow!

ZM Samus: Ha ha, your visor turns blue when you switch to Missiles. And you can't duck! I pwn you, and there's nothing you can do about it! B) *loads super missile*

M1 Samus: Who's that? Stupid Pirates, think they can copy me... *loads missile*

8-bit Samus: What's that? Another suit? Seems a bit too smooth for my liking...

Modern Samus: Who's that? Another Chozo statue? Seems a bit short for my liking...

8-bit Samus:''where am I?Why's everything so...smooth?''

16-bit Samus:''Idiot! Get out of my game you...you mother brain!''

Hehe, get it? Probably...

Make up your minds about the price (if we're going to have one).

Mine is da best! Plus, when will this end? We need a mod or admin to judge since the starter of this seems to be inactive now.......

I have been waiting an extremely long time for this to end!
Tell me when it will end or I will take out a partically charged nuke that the Chozos made and set it off in the Pacific Ocean!

Edit: Oh and what is the prize?

8-bit samus: "LOL XD I r teh n00b cuz I r teh original me!!!1!!!shift+1 Joo r teh wimp 4 I pwn joo all wit mah skillz"

32-bit samus: (in a stuffy British accent)"God, was I really, truly, that uncultured back in the day? Or am I just imagining things? Oh well, I had better destroy the evidence." (loads a super missile, fires it, then plants a power bomb)

BTW, that's 32 bit, not 16 bit.

PM or email DarkFlame.

I tried P.M.ing them and there was no reply, have you talked to DarkFlame within the last half of a year?

8-bit samus: DIE!!! *shoots a missile.
MZM Samus:*missile bounces off visor. I'M GONNA STAB YOU IN THE EYE WITH A REALLY HOT FRENCH FRY! *switches to McDonalds beam

Sorry don't remember, MetroidMaster1914 probably has the closest ties to him though.

E-mail him! He'll probably remember...

I wish this forum was more acive...then we wouldn't be in this situation......oh and Hyper_Shock12, thanks for reminding me about this: On MPH, everything is a beam, like shotgun beam, sniper beam, beam beam, missile beam, power ball bomb ball beam.

How about Screw atttack beam?

W3ell, could a mod or admin judge this and end it so we don't have to wait any longer, I don't care which one does it. Oh, and what is the prize!?!?!

here is mine:
(MZM samus): If you don't throw up the morph ball I will give you a chance of
my Super Missle WRATH!!! :samus:
(8-bit samus): What's a Super Missle? :P
(MZM Samus): It is a highly explosive device that will destroy you in 5 seconds IF YOU DON'T THROW UP THE MORPH BALL!!! ^_^ B)

"Throw up"? Wow. What an imagination...

thanx for that comment.......I build with my imagination with legos.

i got one TOO!!
(O = Original and N = new)

Osamus: hmm is that me?
Nsamus: you bet it is!!
Osamus: THE ORIGINAL IS ALWAYS BETTER!!
Nsamus: Try it!! Shoot me with a missle!!!
Osamus: Ummm i dont want to...
Nsamus: thats right you missles suck!! :P
Osamus: NO THEY DONT!!
Nsamus: YES THEY DO!!!
Osamus: ......DIEE(loads up a missle and shoots it)
Nsamus: *missle bounces off of samus's visor* .....IS THAT THE BEST U GOT!!!!
Osamus: umm i got this*Osamus starts to run away*
Nsamus: ....Gotta do what i gotta do!(she throws a banna and Osamus falls and dies)

Heres mine:


ZM Samus: What are you? :huh:
8-bit: Didn't you know? I'm a new cheat code! :D
ZM Samus: Does it come with the speed booster? -_-
8-bit: Ummm... no :(
ZM Samus: Then I Pwn. :P


Please let this win!....

Try this, the topic is 4 years old!

Try this, your point is 10 months late!

MY point is, we aren't hostile here, but we don't take kindly to those who bump topics AND make useless remarks at the same time. I suggest you introduce yourself in the New Member thread and just be a bit smarter about what you do from now on. Post often, and try to contribute.

Nice to meet you, as for the mods, I request a lockbomb be dropped at my coordinates.

Right, well, I don't want this topic to derail, and the contest is pretty much nonexistent so I'll go ahead and lock this. I'll also unpin it so nobody looks here by accident.