So, long story short, I was trying to prove that MM could have made a script very easily and that he has no right to say that the death of the MHQ cartoon was not his fault.
This was all created and posted between 7 and 10 PM today in the MHQ chatroom, maybe you were there. But for those of you who missed out, here it is, straight from the whimsical mind of fly_boy42|storytime:



Metroidmaster relaxed, savoring the temporary tranquility. It was a quiet day at MHQ, better yet, it of those rare times when he had free time. The only noise was the slight hum that the space station gave off. However, Metroidmaster, having spent much of his time on board, has grown to enjoy it. It meant that all was right.
He suddenly had the strange sensation that time had passed. Did I fall asleep? He wondered. He looked at the time, sure enough, an hour and a half had gone by. Dang, there goes my break, he thought calmly. His mood was too good to let something like that bother him. When he returned to his terminal, he found that he had gotten a message, from Darksamus of all people.

Metroidmaster,
I might be wrong about this, but I think there might be a huge fleet of ships coming your way. Are you expecting them?
I dunno, they just entered your gate, maybe they are going somewhere else.

“What the...” another message popped up, this time from Deprogrammer.

Uh, yeah, I think we're getting hacked. I don't want to alarm you, it's probably not that important.

“What's going on...” a third message appeared, from anubis.

We've got enemy ships approaching from that way.

Enclosed was a picture of anubis pointing vaguely out the window. At least it was somewhat useful. Metroidmaster's mood plummeted. Calmly, he pressed the emergency button. Immediately a loud alarm covered all of MHQ, signaling that everyone on board needs to report to the main quarters.
MetroidMaster took stock of the crew. A good number had appeared, though few seem to have taken the emergency call seriously. He wouldn't have surprised metroidmaster if some of them where only here because they were already in the main room.
“Attention everyone!” He spoke loudly and firmly “It appears that we are under attack, I am not sure by who, but what we need to do is remain calm and try to repel them. Deprogrammer, you mentioned that someone was also hacking us.”
Deprogrammer broke eye contact and scratched the back of her head. “yeah, about that... I'm going to need help.”
“Then take kenji, I need Dragon with me. Gendreavus, I'll be needing you too. We'll need people keeping our enemies out, StrafeHunter, sylux and fly_boy, stop them from getting into base,”
“What? Just us three?” Fly_boy feigned some form of distressed emotion without looking up from his manga.
“Fly_boy, you underestimate us” responded Sylux
“Come on, they're no match for us!” Strafehunter grabbed his right forearm in a display of confidence.
Iponder, Lucifuga, Pbafterphagar and Anubis, stop them if any of them do land. And sylux, I need that chair.”

Metroidmaster listened for the quiet hum of the station, trying to find some form of peace. All he could hear was loud noise of machinery moving.
“Is this what you wanted?” Three chairs descended from the ceiling, each one equipped with an anomalous amount of hardware. “Now if you'll excuse me, I have a station to save.” And with a passing salute, the small blue ball bolted for the docking bay.
After much wrestling with machinery, Metroidmaster finally figured out how he was supposed to sit in the chair. The moment he did, the entire contraption came to life, holographic displays with information and video appeared one after another.
“Wow, Sylux sure went all out” Gendreavus wondered at all the technology at his fingertips.
“Yeah, this is amazing” Dragon mused “We have access to everyone in at our disposal!”
Metroidmaster felt as though he had too much power. The equipment was so powerful that if any one of MHQ's members even coughed, he would be informed. He tried to contact Deprogrammer, a new holoscreen appeared with direct video feed to the data center.
Deprogrammer was busy, typing furiously and watching several screens at once. When she glanced up at Metroidmaster's screen, she blinked. “Hey, Metroidmaster, what are you doing there?”
“Status report”
“Things seem fine for now, it's tough, but I think we've got it under control”
“Glad to hear that.” He switched the contact to sylux, once again the person on the other end was busy. “Sylux”
“Gah!” Sylux fumbled with his controls, when he finally got them under control he addressed the camera. “You shouldn't sneak up on me like that.”
“How are things going out there”
“We're vastly outnumbered and fly_boy is DRAGGING HIS TAIL!”
“Do you need reinforcements?”
“No, between you and me, I think we'll be fine, Sylux out.”
Who could be attacking MHQ so suddenly without warning or reason? Metroidmaster focused at his task now at hand.

To Metroidmaster's left, Dragon was currently aiding Kenji and Deprogrammer on stopping this unknown hacker from infiltrating their database.
“Did you do the thing?” He asked
“I did the thing!” replied a low, but feminine voice
“Completely?!” Dragon repositioned himself
“Twice”
Dragon was taken aback, how could anyone get through that thing? He couldn't get past it, and he helped make it. “Divert all your energy to the firewalls, I think we may actually be out of our league.”
“No way.”
“I think way.”
“Way?”
“Way.” Dragon was confused, He thought Deprogrammer said that the hacking wasn't that bad. And now it was blowing through our defenses? Could he have been hustled? He needed to think of some way to stop this guy before he wipes out the system. It wont matter if StrafeHunter and the others fight off the invaders. With no system, MHQ will be lost. We would be lucky to still have oxygen. Right now, Dragon felt as though he was fighting off his attacker armed with nothing more than a ping pong paddle. He couldn't let his thoughts slow him down, he still had to code like his life depended on it.

On MetroidMaster's right was Gendreavus, the friendly ghost. He was currently in command of the defense force, so far, no enemies had landed on the base.
“Come on, gendy! Get fly_boy to pick it up out there.” Yelled Strafehunter
“I'd love to, I can't seem to get his attention anymore” Gendreavus pulled up Fly_boy's screen. The small puppet like man was immersed in his copy of Midori Days “Fly_boy, turn off the auto pilot and get going!”
“Do you know how hard it was for me to get a hold of this manga?! I don't even think space barnes and nobel is willing to carry these, I'm not even mentioning that these are out of print!”
“Fly_boy, Sylux and strafe need you, I think they might die if you don't get in there”
“Good, I can get more reading done that way”
Gendreavus was ashamed for his childhood friends indifference to human life. “Fly_boy, you know, if you start fighting, you'll kill more humans”
“They're prolly computer based, have we gotten any transmissions from them?” It was true, no one had heard a sound from the invading force. All the noise that had been made was made by members of the MHQ. Gendreavus was fed up. He got down from his chair, and fazed through to Fly_boy's room, whereupon he grabbed the biggest manga he could see.
“Hey fly_boy.”
“MY ANUBIS!”
Though Gendreavys was confused by his pronunciation of omnibus, he continued. “Go in right now or I'm setting this on fire” Fly_boy didn't respond, in fact, it seemed that he wanted to see what Gendreavus would do. “Okay.” He set the book alight. Almost immediately, a small voodoo walrus dropped out of the flaming book. Ah, So that's what he meant.
Elsewhere, anubis spontaneously combusted.


Metroidmaster overheard Gendreavus's conversation, "Fly_boy isn't fighting?"
"Yeah, he's too busy reading" Gendreavus replied sarcastically
One more thing that didn't add up. Fly_boy was usually a spirited trigger happy maniac, but he also is usually the first to give up.
...
Metroidmaster stared at his lap. There was a loud noise to the left of him
"Deprogrammer!?" Dragon shouted "Deprogrammer!? Can you hear me!?"
There was another loud noise "Oh holy geez! Sylux!, Fly_boy! Sylux is down!!"
Metroidmaster slowly looked up. Inhaled. And shakely exhaled "We must abandon HeadQuarters"
"What!?"
"MHQ is lost, if we continue in this way, we will only lose our lives."
"Are you crazy?!"
"Inform the soviet mon and the remaining crew. I'm going to my ship."
Gendreavus stared in disbelief as Metroidmaster left the room. With a sigh, he issued his message, filling the entire station with loud noise. Eraticating the last of the silence.
Metroidmaster stared at his ship.
"Are we leaving?"
It was fly_boy, he had landed next to MetroidMaster's ship
"Yes, our best hope is to go to them." Did fly_boy42 smile? Metroidmaster abandoned metroid headquarters, soon followed by every other ship in the docking bay. "Alright everyone, follow me."
”You know who it is?"
"I'm positive"
It wasn't hard to track the hoard, they just went into the same tachyon gates that the drones exited. Soon, they were brought to a section of seemingly empy space
"Is this where they where coming from?"
"There are no other gates in this region" Metroidmaster spotted it, a ship flew out of nowhere
That way. Suddenly, the gate behind them exploded with drones. The ones they avoided
“Oh sh-"
"whe're screwed."
"Ku ku ku ku ku..."
Fly_boy appeared on everyone's moniters, for some reason, he had turned into a yellow frog looking creature. "I guess I was caught off guard. I must have been half asleep,.But now I'm letting everything loose. Go find the base. I can take care of this" His large ugly brown ship turned around, facing the approaching flood. Fly_boy licked his lips "And here" All missile hatches open and online "We" Engine output to maximum, all energy from shields and boosters to lasers. "Go" All limiters released, full throttle mode activated. His ship lit up space, his piercing laugh seemed to be thing destroying the ships.

The rest of MHQ moved forward. The entire base was apparently cloaked, the instant they were level with the docking bay, they could see where the ships were coming from. The inside of the base looked dead, as though it had been a lively place before. Now the walls were dark and barren.
"This is creepy, it's like everyone who lived here died"
"or was never alive to begin with" PBafterphlagaar was more interested in the pretty baubles that hung ironicaly from the ceiling. With out warning the lights turned on
“IEEEEEE"
The lights went back out
...
"What was that?"
"I think it means we're on the right track"

Everything in fly_boy42's ship was either overheated or exhausted. Fly_boy42 was both. Panting he reached over to his book "Well, that's it for me. At least I was right until the end." he open his book, his screen turned red and right before he lost consciousness, his final words, "Oh, the manga has nudity too..."

Metroidmaster arrived at a crossroad
"okay, which way" asked Dragon
"Split up and do both" suggested Darksamus
"I don't have any better Ideas" Metroidmaster walked through the left chamber
"uh ah." Gendreavus was flustered, they weren't going to split up evenly? "Oooh." He dashed after Metroidmaster
This corridor was black. The only light came from strafehunter's suit, Unfortunatly, the green only mad things creepier.
"H-hey Metroidmaster? Just so I know, w-who do you think is doing this?"
"It's obvious, isn't it?"
"I guess, I just, I don't know, doesn't this seem a bit too... elaborate?”
"I don't think thinking these kinds of thoughts will help us right now, all we need to think about now is getting past this hallway.
Gendreavus shifted uneasily
PBafterphlagaar was only disappointed by the lack of decor in this section of the station.

Fly_boy fealt the strange feeling again.
Existence
He looked up, his ship was still in tact "what the..." A large red colored metal being appeared on his screen.
"Hey there, you shouldn't sleep in a war zone." Emperor was being surprisingly pleasant for the situation
Fly_boy42 groggily looked out his window 4 red ships were keeping the dwindling attackers at bay. "ah, communism saved me again. Much more violently than last time."
A blue marowhak appeared on screen "Just get the energy you need to get out of here, we sovietmon can do this all day."
Fly_boy42 scanned his controls, full throttle mode was unstable to begin with, sylux was never precise on his modifications.

Meanwhile, Metroidmaster felt as though he had entered a large chamber, it was just as black. But for the first time since that morning, he could hear the hum of a space station. Only. There was another hum.
Strafehunter more of whirred. Gendreavus couldn't make that noise if he wanted to. And PBafterphlagaar and dragon didn't normally make any noise. Meaning...
With a loud clank the entire hall lit up. The room resembled MHQ's main hall, except everything was gray and barren, and the last chair was occupied. A mechanical creak filled the room. A boxy metal robot turned to face them, petting a small can of meat
"Xgmx..."
How do you like me now" his synthesized monotone voice buzzed
“You sure have gotten full of youself"
"Was he ever not full of himself?"
"SHUT UP!" The mechanical voice boomed. "This is exactly why I did this! You always taunted me for no reason!"
"NO REASON! Wha-" Strafehunter was cut off by MetroidMaster1914
"Let him finish"
"See, you all hated me, for what? Is it because I'm a robot?”
"it's because you're an as-" MetroidMaster cut him off again
"You wouldn't let me in MHQ, you wouldn't let MHQ come here." He got up "I made this wonderful headquarters, and yet you guys never came" He creaked closer to them "I tried so hard to hang out with you guys and you shunned me at ever turn. "That's why" He got closer to MetroidMaster "I" Metroidmaster remained erect "Took" xgmx leaned up close to metroidmaster "M... H... Q..."
With a pause, Metroidmaster spoke. "Is that all?"
"Yes"
He took a deap breath "You weren't allowed because you broke rules and pestered my people, Anyone who does this is not welcome at MHQ. Not just you. So stop playing the victim. Move on and find a forum full of other people banned from MHQ"
Xgmx turned "no" He turned his head cockily "I want MHQ too. Now you have no choice but to be with me." MetroidMaster slowly went for gendreavus's right hand “And you will have to treat me like you would any admin" Gendreavus, noticing this, retracted his claws "And everyone will rejoice when I post" Metroidmaster held up gendreavus's gun arm "I SHALL BECOME THE NEW KING OF Metr...oi....."

Metroidmaster looked at gendreavus. Gendreavus looked at metroidmaster
"Don't look at me"
"I can't pull the trigger."
"Strafehunter? Dragon?"
They both shook their heads
No one had shot xgmx. Yet there he lied, a smoking hole in the back of his head. The lights went out again. Out, except for one. A white cloaked figure stood in a previously overlooked raised alcove. Gun drawn.
"Oh adorios, good timing" Though Adorios had acted without command, he was glad some one shut up that robot
The white robed man did not respond, instead he turned his gun on strafehunter. A bright flash hit the black powersuit
"ouch, what happed? Am I hurt? No not really" Strafehunter was startled, but his powersuit took the blow
"Adorios! Put down your weapon!"
This time he pointed his gun to gendreavus. The wall behind them lit up
"hehe...ghost powers." Gendreavus tugged his lower eyelid
After re-arming himself adorios pointed his gun at someone he knew would take damage.
"Adorios..." Metroidmaster stared into the barrel of the white cannon, now pointed directly at him. Keeping his royal composure, he tried to remove all fear from his voice and remain perfectly calm, “Adorios, Why are you doing this?"
"I knew that if I was to use that robot's supply, and offered to to take MHQ for him, he would gladly give me all of it" Metroidmaster's eyes lowered to the metal heap on the floor "And All I would have to to to tie up the ends, is kill him" MetroidMaster slowly went for gendreavus's right hand. "It was simple, I stole MHQ's security data when doing my rounds there" Gendreavus, upon noticing this, once again retracted his claws. "No one would notice if I simply messed around with the system's hardware" Metroidmaster held up gendreavus's gun arm
"As it turns out I am briefed about everyone who enters MHQ" He said as he shifted over to dragon, slowly lifting his gun to the right angle "As it turns out, everything has a weakness. MHQ, Me, Even gendreavus" He shifted over to strafehunter pointed his gun arm squarely at adorios's head "And as crazy as it sounds..." Adorios saw three orbs glowing in the darkness, he couldn't quite tell what they where. "even you"
Suddenly, Adorios's vision went white, and then black. He felt his face, his black mask was in pieces, his optical sensor was vaporised, all of his visors were offline. “What did you do?!" Adorios had suddenly lost his lofty posture "oh geez" He started pawing around his body He was too busy figuring out what had happed to notice the rope being tied around him and by the time he came to, he was being carried off by MHQ.
The end.

Sylux sighed "I don't think anyone's gonna notice me" The wreckage of his ship all around him, the only thing keeping him alive was his powersuit's life support. In the deepness of space, sylux put himself into suspended animation, and lost consciousness. “Maybe someday... they'll find me..."

looks like i didnt miss much last night. not my ideal "beat me up" moment, but it's definitely not bad.

Good Work!

Adorios!!! I found you!

and Fly_boy, the story is definitely not bad! although Adorios in his fic (the story adorios) isn't like that at all...

and who is just about everyone in the fic?

see the people who aren't you in this forum?
Them
I've found that the loading screen for what's up MHQ is a good reference.

Man, I used up all my inspiration. The most awsome thing I can come up with now is... Red.... socks... yep.

HistoryEater, Adorios's fanfic is based off the people who participate in his RP as their characters, fly_boy's stuff is based off everyone as they are as members.

Awesome story! Although the end is kind of confusing.

i know...it think the same. who shot at me?

I think I did but I'm not sure.

It was a joint charge shot by gendy dragon and strafe

sweet! i got mentioned! That was a good story, and i like how i was on the MHQ defenders.... :( Sylux was a good soldier, fighting at my side.

Excellent story all in all.

I am never mentioned lol, and I still need a custom avatar. oh, and adorios... I will try to work on the picture of Nero and seizo, but I have a bad fever at the moment.

You're mentioned twice lol, you were helping DP.

You were that snail thing, it would be hard for me to do anything with that

oh, must have missed it... oum lol. yeah, I am going for a different person... oum is funny, but not really custom...

when it comes to originality with personas, just don't make it a character from a popular fictional work, like samus.
This is because, in case anyone doesn't know MHQ very well, they won't be asking "why is samus acting weird and being called SM-X?"

Similar reason as to why I limit sovietmon references IE

and

I remember that in one of the movies a guy thought I was a robot...

but wait!
then who was phone?

Phone?
Um.
What?

never mind... I had to do it. BLAME EVERYTHING ON /b/
anyhow, an interesting dialogue of fiction...

That was hawtness.

I think I died. :P

And nobody can spell PBafterflaaghar, who I always figured misspelled/typoed Flaagrah in the first place. :P

Heh, I only missed the last part of this. Good work again. :P

lol.
At least I was mentioned 4 times.
And dang I can't merge this post.

Edit+delete
Those buttons are there for a reason.
Yeah, I made pb's character the type who is bored by the interesting and interested by the boring. Also, he has a habit of appearing in strange places.

Fly_boy42 seems to think that he is his, but now that LoC is here, I'm not sure what might happen.

That is a story for another day. I can't wait for the next story time with crazy uncle fly_boy42!

Flaaghra. I have the book. If the book is wrong, then prima have got me to answer to. Those persones made me die the first time I tried playing Fusion because they said to 'pump the Omega Metroid with Missiles or charges shots.' idiots. Missiles bounce off it. ><"