* one day some noob named xgmx decided to get pwnt by the internet.
* he made a forum named the "SS Free" to prove his aryan pride to some friends to prove he wasn't some nazi
* on some other day, he got "hacked" by some other ppl, he then had an emo moment and started whining, proceeding to create several hundred clones, he had moar butthurt after these clones where deleted, and whined about that moar.


The IRL xgmx

The IRL xgmx is actually quite a quandry, other than being an attention whore, he is obsessed with being a lulzkiller, and deliberately does it many a time
I can haz Cheezburger?
I can haz Cheezburger?


Facts

* xgmx is actually a person, though he acts like a spambot
* he brags that his site has 500 members, but it actually has 5 members and 495 spambots registered
* he thinks mudkips suck, and is a fan of "F yeah seaking"
* he isn't a Jew.


Early Life

Xgmx was born in a place, raised on the internet and lived in his basement for long periods of time until this day. He brags about being a good "sniper" though he has yet to prove this, as well as the allegations that he is in fact a furry. Early on he joined a forum called the The Animated World, shortly after becoming an administrator on that forum he picked a fight with some guy named Brom, and proceeded to ban him, starting some new trend about him, where the administrator called the user gay, gave said user a gay avatar and signature, and changed all contact information to [1]
SS Free era

One June 25, 2006 Xgmx created a forum that he titled the "SS Free" (moar liek Hitlers army amirite?) Where he tried to run a community by advertising on ALMOST EVERY FORUM ON THE NET. Most users on the SS Free post maybe once and leave, sometimes mocking the forum itself, sometimes with the intent to come back, than they conveniently forget the URL.
Interlude: The GWDA

After his first spambot, xgmx decided to make a "forum protection site" to protect forums from haxxorz and spammers. He titled this the United Forum Defense Association (UFDA for short) (moar liek nazi anti-spam strike team amirite?) and after a while met another person that he needlessly and unnecessarily flamed. Then they both had some butthurt and fought on a forumwar for a while, ending in some nub blowing up another site. Xgmx had a celebration and shat a brick, but nobody else cared for a while. Then the guy who pwnt the GWDA turned around and banned xgmx on the SS Free for two months, also pwning a few other forums that xgmx made to mess with the forum provider. this was fixed by the UFDA (moar liek U.F.D.GAY amirite?) of which was simply disbanded afterward, but thats okay, because nobody liked it.
The Abyss

After all this trolling xgmx decided to go flame some people on another forum, so he went to another gaming community, but one with brains, much unlike the SS Free, the nazi spampit it was. He there claimed to be batman, and used MS paint to edit everyone's posts to match. Nobody cared though.
xgmx and the tale of emo butthurt (aka sucking at the internet)

A while after The abyss, xgmx epic failed and his forum got pwnt. It was quickly turned into a one forum spampit because xgmx was too arrogant to use a rl password so he went and complained to everyone, got it back for five seconds and then got pwnt again, though for five seconds he had it so it looked like a real forum. It was then moved through a few more URLs in an attempt to get one that the people didn't know, but everyone just told the "hackers" as xgmx put it. A few weeks later he got over his butthurt and made a stable site, and nobody from the original has registered except for two ppl.

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What an angry video game nerd...

I wonder if MM will be okay with this, I mean, you-know who has a tendency to appear when we talk about him. But really, are you sure he's not a spambot Named Kevin Mcdonald? I mean, you can name bots cant you?

If xgmx appears then ban him if he decides to spam. Xgmx has thought to be a spambot for a long time but unlike other spam bots. xgmx can register on any forum despite any anti bot mechanism. Either he is a Extremely sophisticated spam bot program running on a computer somewhere or he is an incredibly stupid, ignorant, and annoying person.

So we've established that he failed the Turing test.

u go 'wai now kthxbai? I don't think MetroidMaster wants any talk of xgmx on the forums anymore.

Why is that because he fears the xgmx will come back and try to flame us? Well that is a steaming pile of crap, just ban him how ever many times it takes. Who cares what xgmx thinks we all know he is a loser.

Flaming people who aren't current board members, especially unprovoked, is still flaming. If anyone deserves a ban, my good friend Darth Revan, you'd be heading in the right direction.

well you can call it whatever you want, criticizing isn't a crime nor do i see a rule that says "no criticizing people." You are just stingy and cant laugh at anything. lighten up you scare people.

Maybe now that this is here people will forget him...

Darth Revan, may I suggest you take a small lesson in grammar? I mean "amirite"? Really... it was a bit hard to understand.

I actually feel sorry for XGMX... I mean, he must have no (offline) life... Then he tries to go online to get a life, and people reject him... Or maybe it's his fault. I don't know.
Have you ever met him in person? Or ever gotten to know him personally? Until you have, (in my opinion,) you have no right to judge him. You may not know his condition in life! Or maybe he is heavily mentally retarded, and no one will accept him. You never know. Or maybe, he has problems not listed... Or maybe he is a jack@$$! (in my opinion,) You never know until you meet him offline.

Metroidude, I just lost a lot of repect for you.

Why does everyone keep bringing xgmx up?!

When he was here was a dark time that should be forgotton.

I do not think u should bring him up either. i agree with Strafehunter

For the record i didnt make the article, i found it while googling

Has nobody noticed that every thread dealing with xgmx has been locked thus far? I don't think MM1914 would even want a thread such as this to be on the boards here, and for good reason. The thing is, xgmx is banned, and he hasn't bothered us in a while now. How about you just leave it at that and stop talking about him so much. In addition, this is against the rules as it's just a flame fest. Whatever xgmx does with his website and what-have-you is really none of our business, and I'm starting to get a bit curious as to why Raven has such an obsession with him lately. Dispite how much xgmx annoys you, please listen to the Beetles words of wisdom and just "Let it be."

-Locked