rp:it was a perfect day, so we thought.... until the space pirates came and began whiping out humanity!

only a slect few my be able to put and end to this chaos!

*a man walks out of his house*

man:uh....honey?

wife:yes?

man:we r all going to die!!!!!!!!

wife:thats nice dear!

*a helicopter comes and drops off a couple of marines next to the space pirate ship and takes off*

anti-prime: lets do this!

ooc:this is a action comedy so u can be funny

i guess ill join

im in to

*walks up to the ships door*

*turns and looks at squad*

which 1 of yall r the bomb specialists? we need to blow this door!

"i am"

im speed all i got are 2 katanas

al right x u open the door while i sit bak and do absolutley nothing....

*sits in a chair and does nothing*

sits there with katanas

*gets up and slaps x*

hurry up i dont have all day!

OOC:I'm in............my character is on the second page of the characters topic.........

*Pulls out Thor's Hammer and does a charged hit at the door and shatters it, opening the way for the others.*
"Alright, you can all go in now."

.... :huh: ok.... lets go!!!!

*walks in*

awe crap! i steped in some gum!

*pulls it off*

i wonder if its eatable....

*eats it*

mmmmm....

alright lets keep going!

*puts hand on face,"how did i get stuck doing this again" continues after anti

*walks into the ship and immediatley sees several space pirates coming towards the squad and ready to attack*
*pulls out the gattling gun and begins mowes them down*
"Area clear! But can soemone give me some extra ammo?"

walks through dead pirate bodies, " i know a little about alchemy i might be able to help," clasps hands turns a dead body into a strip of ammo, "does this help?"

*walking down hall*
*2 minutes later*

dam this hall is long!

ooc:i just relized x is suspended! im the new bomb specialists!
ic:uh oh
*a wierd alien thing eats x*

oh well he was useless any way
*takes xgmxes' bombs*

we r going to make a short cut right about....

*points at wall*

here!

*places 3 C4s in 1 spot (really stupidly)*

that should make a mile long hole alright get bak about 3 feet!

"heh well thats efficient", begins to walk through hole in wall

well lets go....

*looks down*

holy $h1t!!!!!!!!!!

the heat from the explosion melted my legs to the floor!

hey shrander use ur big hammer thingy and bust me out!

and i need some 1 to build some kind of robotic legs....

*transmutes another space pirate into robotic legs for anti prime

yay!
no shrander u no wat to do...

*sees him sleeping*

wake up!

begins to work kinks out of robotic legs

now if only shrander would wake up!!!!!!!!!!!

*takes a rock and throws it at his head*

dam heavy sleeper!

smacks shranders skull with handle of katana "WAKE UP!!!"

Sorry, I have things in real life I have to do.........

*swings the hammer at Anti-Prime like a golf club and knocks him over*
"There!"
*puts head onto an undead hand to do some scouting while the robotic legs are being put onto anti-prime*

ahh the pain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*the headless body starts throwing the boomerang-like axe at some incoming space pirates*
"Hurry up Eyotose!"

(The body may not be able to see, but it can sense lifeforms to a certain distance)

clamps the last part "you cant rush these things" he screams and charges into the mass of space pirates, hacking and slashing through as many as possible

*gets up*

i can walk!!!!!!!!

*pulls out a huge cannon*

move eyotose!

flips to side

*a hude blast wipes out the pirates*

lets go!

darts forward and around a corner

*my head on a hand comes back with a report*
Report Details: Approximately 947 Meters farther down the path is a Stasis Room, where thousands upon thousands of criogeneticly frozen Space Pirates are being held. There is one active Pirate trying to work the system to unfreeze the sleeping ones. It should take him about 27 minutes to bypass the system and unfreeze all of the sleeping ones.
*puts head back on and begins running to stop the active Pirate*
*begins using Daring Dash repeatedly to get there a bit faster*
"Come on everyone, we need to hurry, or this fight will be a lot harder!"

is already at door
"chemicly melding myslef through the wall :D"

*wakes up*

wat the....where am i?

oh hi eyotose!

*gets up*

wats going on?

"Well eyetose dissapeared, and we gotta stop a space pirate!!!"
*runs even faster*

ok good luck!

*goes bak to sleep*

*click*

wat the...?!?!?

*space pirate holding a gun to my face*

u interupted my sleep u little...!!!!!

*breaks his back and rips his head off*

dam pirates

*starts running with shrander*

wait up!

(OCC:Well...since eyotose is gone now, I suppose I'll join, I think my character is on the 2nd page)

"What do we have here...?" Darke mutters to himself, staring at a security camera which was showing Shrander and Anti=Prime running down the hall, amidst the space pirate bodies.
"it doesn't matter..I'll just send a few drones over there" he mutters to himself, and presses several buttons..

Behind Shrander, the door he had entered locks with a loud clang...

wat the??? a door??

STARING CONTEST ME AND THE DOOR. GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..............

*eyes in pain*

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
i give up...

hey is that dark?

hi dark!!!!!!!!!

*Hears the door slam behind me, forcing Anti-Prime to take another path to get to the targeted place.*
"Well, now what?"
*sees some mechanized robots, running towards me.*
*trys hitting them with the broad sword, but it hardly scratches them*
*runs over to the local spiv. that is in the room and gets it enchanted*
*trys again and kills 1, but the rest adapt their armour making it useless.*
*Pulls out lightning and uses it on them, short circuiting them*
"All clear for now, but now the next wave should be lightning resistant*
*begins running through the non closed door*

*drops 10 pounds of dinomite*

this mite get rid og the door!
i hate the door cuz i lost to a staring contest...i hat losing!!!!!!!!!!!

*lights the dinomite*

RUN!!!!!!!

*starts running*

Darke stares dumbfounded through the security camera, not noticeing that Shrander was getting away..
"How....grr..." Darke mutters something to himself and then radios the pirate trying to reawake the sleeping pirates..before activating another set of drones to chase after Shrander and Anti-Prime.